Trump's Legal Defense

The color white says, "I am black."

All people who can see color say, "Ah...no...you are white."

The color white says, "That may be true. But I am black."

"No, you are not...you are white."

"Even if I was white, I am allowed to say I am black."

"While you can say that, it doesn't make it true."

The color white says, "I can say that I am black."

All reasonable people say, "You can say that, of course. Does not change the fact the you are white."

"That guy is purple."

All reasonable people - "...?…"

The color white says, "I am black."

All non-reasonable people (REPUBLICANS), "He is black."

All reasonable people, "Why don't we ask a color expert?"

Republicans, "He is black."

All reasonable people, "We should seek the expertise of color experts."

Republicans, "He is black."

All reasonable people, "No. He is not black."

Republicans, "You hate the United States."

All reasonable people - looking at each other...confused, "What is happening?"

Republicans, "He is black."

All reasonable people come to the realization that reason no longer matters.

Just sayin'